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Wanking Sock Download Yeah, yeah, yeah! I've got my wanking sock I take it everywhere I go I've worn it at the cinema and as far as Borneo I pop it in washing machine every now and then And pray to Baba Jayziz I'll see it again Because I like to tug in the sun And set off me watergun Gather around and have some fun There's enough for everyone I've got my wanking sock it goes everywhere with me It's made of the finest cotton, it feels so smooth - it's silky I pop my sock under my pillow when it's time for a rest And I pray to Baba Jayziz I can wear it in Budapest Because I like to tug at night Exposed by warm moonlight To passers-by I'm real polite Don't want to offend or fright You're my wanking sock And I love you You're my wanking - I wank in - sock Can I wank over you? Yeah! Oh, the convenience of socks coming in twos If I wear one out I'm likely to have a spare that I can use But to lose them both would be a living nightmare (argh!) Somebody wake me up so I can fetch me a new pair Go on, get it You're my wanking sock And I love you You're my wanking - I wank in - sock I'm a wanker for you, yeah! You're my wanking sock And I love you You're my wanking - I wank in - sock Can I wank over you? Yeah! --- Release notes: All words & music by Tico Jnr. Socks provided by C&A (size 7-11+) Fret-wanking & vocal gymnastics aplenty here. The first single from the album has Tico celebrating one of his many possessions - along with the constant worry of what might be. Limited edition copies of this single feature cuttings of a used 'sock', signed and smeared by Tico. Tender and rhyming lyrics ensure Tico thrills even the hardiest of thrillseekers. 'I wanted a day in the life of Tico, here there and everywhere, and always having a good time', speaks a trouble Tico. 'I feel like the song is the best it could be, although it is outdated as I now have an entire drawer devoted to my 'pleasure' socks'. The first single from the smashing album, this featured a brilliant b-side - Kebab And Curry (Demo) - you can find that great single here.