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Release notes: Well, well, well! He's back! Taking an ever-so-slight-departure from the usual Tic' sound, the heroic Wanking Sock is honoured in all it's glory. While speculation is speculated around the meaning of the lyrics, Tico thrills and promises to dazzle regardless of how your interpret this beatbox-a-romp-a-roo. How better to accompany a good-ol' wank than with a kebab and / or a curry? Except this ditty has some kind of partner contained within - that's how Tico rolls, dynamic and unpredictable. Recorded while Tico was suffering with a headcold, it perhaps may possibly could have been included on the album, but the fans needed the album and fast, so this was left in it's demo form - but isn't it just terrific..? Wanking Sock - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Socks provided by C&A (size 7-11+) Kebab And Curry - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Curry provided by Ali's Spicezone-x

Wanking Sock Download Yeah, yeah, yeah! I've got my wanking sock I take it everywhere I go I've worn it at the cinema and as far as Borneo I pop it in washing machine every now and then And pray to Baba Jayziz I'll see it again Because I like to tug in the sun And set off me watergun Gather around and have some fun There's enough for everyone I've got my wanking sock it goes everywhere with me It's made of the finest cotton, it feels so smooth - it's silky I pop my sock under my pillow when it's time for a rest And I pray to Baba Jayziz I can wear it in Budapest Because I like to tug at night Exposed by warm moonlight To passers-by I'm real polite Don't want to offend or fright You're my wanking sock And I love you You're my wanking - I wank in - sock Can I wank over you? Yeah! Oh, the convenience of socks coming in twos If I wear one out I'm likely to have a spare that I can use But to lose them both would be a living nightmare (argh!) Somebody wake me up so I can fetch me a new pair Go on, get it You're my wanking sock And I love you You're my wanking - I wank in - sock I'm a wanker for you, yeah! You're my wanking sock And I love you You're my wanking - I wank in - sock Can I wank over you? Yeah! Kebab And Curry (Demo) Download I spent the night with a very beautiful woman She have a moderate body and generous bossom We had the mattress begging for mercy When we were done we went for kebab and curry We took our time to browse the menu There was an awful lot for us to get through Around the time our decision was made I placed the order using several visual aids I woke this morning with a very beautiful woman I ate the leftovers from her belly button I licked her bowl clean, but I was still hungry So we got our sandals and went for kebab and curry We left behind where we'd laid The bed ain't been made for several days We got our food and the feast had begun We went home for more salacious fun Kebab and curry