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Highly Coiled Sexual Spring



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Everybody ready? Yeah - you ready?
Are you ready? OK

Oh, pretty lady over there
I see her staring, I see her stare
I lip-read her whisper, asks if me I'll kiss her
Run my fingers through her greasy hair

You can wind me up and watch me go
I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know
You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty
Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so exciting

Oh, sexy honey I'd pay good money
I wanna slither all on your tummy
It's you I wanna feel, I wanna cut you a deal
Honey, honey - honey, honey

I wanna get to feel, grab a feel
Tuck into this three course meal
When you're done thereafter, tittering and laughter
You're gonna squeal, squeal, squeal..!

You can wind me up and watch me go
I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know
You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty
Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so exciting

You can wind me up and watch me go
I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know
You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty
Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so delighting

Oh, sweet Jesus and Mary
I'll throw in Joseph too
This song needs something holy
Though it'd be better if it was a bit more blue, da-ba, dee, ba-bo...

Oh, baby girl I swear
Gonna crawl wi-choo in your underwear
We can nibble what's tasty, make something that's pasty
Just remember how to get me there, you...

You can wind me up and watch me go
I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know
You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty
Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so exciting

You can wind me up and watch me go
I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know
You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty
Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so delighting

I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know
Don't you, don't you, don't you wish your boyfriend was a freak like me

You can wind me up and watch me go
Highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know

I think we can all say we were ready then, can't we?

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr except
Some backing vocals by Re-Joyce

Another meant-to-be-b-side, but was deemed far too good. So on the album it popped. Having a moderate delve into his repetoire, Tico Jnr. has pulled out some wonderful tricks and created a delicious ditty. With riffs and raunchy raucousness, this is pure class.

As with any autobiographical song, Tico Jnr. spewed this out quickly. 'Didn't take long', he whispered, while discussing the song over a cup of gravy. This was rather spectacularly released as a single, listen to it and it's yummy b-side here.