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Release notes: Very much a Valentine's special, this single has been released to gushing delight. With not only Tico Jnr. woo-ing in the autobiographical Highly Coiled Sexual Spring, he follows it up with a b-side good enough to rock the mic and right the mic right. While penned on the arduous massive world tour, My Lazy Eye proves that romance can come in all weird shapes and forms, This song is anything but that. With heart-melting backing vocals and fanny-fluttering guitar solos, this track is quite favourable. No doubt you'll be in tears by the end of this song. It's lovely. Highly Coiled Sexual Spring - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Some backing vocals by Re-Joyce My Lazy Eye - All words & music by Tico Jnr.

Highly Coiled Sexual Spring Download Everybody ready? Yeah - you ready? Are you ready? OK Oh, pretty lady over there I see her staring, I see her stare I lip-read her whisper, asks if me I'll kiss her Run my fingers through her greasy hair You can wind me up and watch me go I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so exciting Oh, sexy honey I'd pay good money I wanna slither all on your tummy It's you I wanna feel, I wanna cut you a deal Honey, honey - honey, honey I wanna get to feel, grab a feel Tuck into this three course meal When you're done thereafter, tittering and laughter You're gonna squeal, squeal, squeal..! You can wind me up and watch me go I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so exciting You can wind me up and watch me go I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so delighting Oh, sweet Jesus and Mary I'll throw in Joseph too This song needs something holy Though it'd be better if it was a bit more blue, da-ba, dee, ba-bo... Oh, baby girl I swear Gonna crawl wi-choo in your underwear We can nibble what's tasty, make something that's pasty Just remember how to get me there, you... You can wind me up and watch me go I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so exciting You can wind me up and watch me go I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know You can touch me lightly and feel the mighty Highly coiled sexual spring, I'm so delighting I'm a highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know Don't you, don't you, don't you wish your boyfriend was a freak like me You can wind me up and watch me go Highly coiled sexual spring, don't you know I think we can all say we were ready then, can't we? --- My Lazy Eye Download My lazy eye doth ponder (ponder) It does it time and again The moment you saw it wonder (wonder) We fell in love there and then The sky turned more blue than normal (normal) It was a lot less grey And there was no more thunder (thunder) All the clouds went away My lazy eye doth ponder (ponder) I said it before, I'll say it again The moment you saw it wonder (wonder) We fell in love there and then The spring turned to summer (summer) All the geese came to say They wanted to have a gander (gander) And make sure we were okay I whisper, there's nothing I wouldn't do Though I can't straighten my eye for you