29/02/24: RELEASE THE GROANS... LITERALLY!

A sensational warts, corns and all interview with Tico Jnr. has hit the headlines today. Revealing everything from his last bed-wetting episode to the next Space Brain album, you are bound to be informed reading the interview. Out of context quotes and sensational scoops galore! You can read it here.



31/03/23: HOLY JEEPERS! THEY'RE BACK FROM WHERE THEY'VE BEEN!
AND THEY HAVE AN ALBUM, IT'S A DOUBLE-ALBUM!

Needing no introduction whatsoever... after a whopping 15 years in the making, the beatbox duo band masters have given us a wonderful album - and a double album at that! Topping Axl's efforts in every way, you can enjoy lovely covers, TV (television and transvestite) inspiration, fanny fluttering guitar work, delicious vocal gymnastics, and other things.

You can Choose Your Effusion IV with delight - all two parts too!

And for those saddos, there's plenty of merchandise available to celebrate this smasher.

What's this!?! Redeeming failed tours of yesteryear, the band have confirmed they will be going on a Massive World Tour!




03/03/23: WHAT IS ALL THIS LOAD OF BOLLOCKS?

The boys are seemingly dead keen to quash any rumours relating to the 'leaked' cover of a proposed album that was meant to have been released some time ago. Tico has even gone on record and said 'No, we haven't and we won't be doing any more albums. I have my fabulous solo career, I can't go back to working 9-5 doing that pesky stuff again.' Bri was unavailable for comment as he was busy serving customers yummy broken biscuits.

Which leads us beautifully to informing all readers that Tico Jnr. has updated his own web-site, as he has released yet another flop-of-the-pops solo album. If you fancy a titter, go here.

And there is more! KIA? No, not the crappy Korean cars, but Killed In Action - that is the suggestion in Market Traders Bi-Quarterly magazine, as Bri has not been updating his personal page on this web-site for some time. Is his stall really that busy? Yes! Plus, he has been expanding the logistics side and intends to rival Amazon on that front. Expect more over the coming years.

Is there more? Well, yes! Now we're firmly in the calendar year of 2023, we can confirm the rumours surrounding a massive 2022 world tour were unfounded. Shame.


Is this the cover of the next Space Brain album?
No, says Tico



19/11/22: WOT! LOOKS WHO'S CRAWLED FROM UNDERNEATH THEIR ROCK! HAPPY HOLIDAYS BTW

To help celebrate the forthcoming Black Friday & Christmas Day, and raise a whopping amount of cash there has been a sensational turn of events, with the fairly limp and flaccid Space Brain being forced to release a brand new coupling of beats - their first in nigh on 15* years!

Due to a rather unfortunate leak of Bri Jnrs. sex-tape on a pornographic 'hub' web-site, crafty fans of the wonderful band managed to strip out (no pun intended) the backing music and cleverly reveal it was actually unreleased and unheard Space Brain ditties being used to regulate the thrust of our very own star, Bri.

This wonderful double-A-side is - without any doubt at all - going to cheer up even the most-moodiest-of-moodiest double-dip-recession sufferers.

And with that, a star is born - Happy Easter From Space Brain is with us!

Tico Jnr. is rumoured to have tidied up his crayon collection and helped with the highly-lucative t-shirts, terrifically revealed on the merchandise page. It is suggested that you look, buy and wear.

* It's a fraction less than that