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An Update From Tico To You. Be grateful

- Well, first thing's first. Tico has been having a good reading of the broadsheets where Bri has been 'Pap'd' leaving local nightclub, 'Flares', with a sensational upskirt shot while wearing Tico's wonderful Lazy. Sexy. Cool t-shirt!

Actual photo displayed conveniently on the left, with a tactful 'cropping', taking out the 'upskirt'. No one needs to see that.

- A wonderful turn of events has seen Tico write, produce and take lead in a new musical - Ode To Heinz. Billed as the unofficial musical we all need, Tico has also produced the soundtrack that'll be released on vinyl to very limited numbers of around several million copies.

See ticket touts for more details of the West End of Chichester and Bromley performances later this year.



- A recent interview with Al Jazeera has gone viral for Tico's revealing of past revelations about his Airfix model collection and annoyance at having to maintain his grooming regime to keep his female admirers happy.

- A brief look at Tico's jotting pad reveals he's also working on:
    - Tico Does... Compendium Edition: 2
    - His third solo album, code named Three-co
    - Trying not to be a pillock, you pillock