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Palm Blisters



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I got blisters on the palms of my hands
I've cried for help but no one understands
I have a grip of my phallic gland
Trying to meet all it's sexual demands

Even the threat of going blind isn't enough for me to change me mind
This condition is undefined it's just the way me brain's designed

I got blisters on the palms of my hands
I've cried for help but no one understands
I'd hoped to fly out to Uzbekistan
But I gotta stay at home 'cos it's ruined my plans

Even the threat of going blind isn't enough for me to change me mind
This condition is undefined it's just the way me brain's designed

Can't you help me? I don't wanna strum no more
Can you help me? I'm awful sore

I got blisters on the palms of my hands
I've cried for help but no one understands
That's enough - I need to be a man
I wanna go outside and get suntanned

Even the threat of going blind isn't enough for me to change me mind
This condition is undefined it's just the way me brain's designed

Can't you help me? I don't wanna strum no more
Can you help me? I'm awful sore

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr.
Tickets to Uzbekistan provided by Uzbekistair

Young Tico has been somewhat coy about the subject of this number, and what it's true meaning really is. 'Read into it what you will', affirms Tico while hopping on the spot. 'This is the magic of my songs, people are very welcome to interpret them how they see fit. I had nothing in mind while coming up with the words and terrific limericks'.

Does this prove Tico really is a metal head, as we occasionally hear during his masterpieces? 'No', shirks Ti'.

Often described as a liberating masterpiece, this powerful lovely-beat-track is just crying out to be played on the festival circuit for the next 30 or so years.