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Fenman Download All me little boys - they are farmers Don't want to go and sail out to sea But we won't have a say in the matter Been caught committing beastiality Other boys and all the girls They are poised for the worst Don't touch me there All me little boys - they are farmers Don't want to go and sail out to sea But we won't have a say in the matter Been caught committing beastiality Other boys and all the girls They are poised for the worst You really shouldn't touch me there Only a tractor could save them but I traded mine last week It wasn't much cop as it had sprung a leak Other boys and all the girls They are poised for the worst Oh, go on then, touch me there Only a tractor could save them but I traded mine last week It wasn't much cop as it had sprung a leak I could use me combine' - I could give it a go It's mechanically fine, top speed a little low Won't go near no sea It don't look nice to me The fens are all I need 'Cos I'm the fenman Get me the bedpan --- Release notes: All words & music by Tico Jnr., except Backing vocals by The Big Panty Shanty Group Inappropriate touches by Barry Britter A fusion tastier than coronation chicken, this partial-stanty pays tribute to fenlife, something rarely covered by Tico. A real tearjerker, illustrating the challenges those in the fens face relating to travel and shagging animals. 'Nah, never', insists Ti' when quizzed on whether he has partaken in such silliness with any four-legged friend.