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A Lesson In... History



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Lay back, don't fuss
I'll explore like Christopher Columbus
Caution - I will take, don't wanna be like Fwancis Drake
Dead with dysentery

She said:
Give me a lesson in history
Stick it in and educate me
Give me a lesson in... history

Take part, join in
Gimme head like Anne Boleyn
Don't be a turd or you'll end up like Richard III
Buried in a car park in Leicester

She said:
Give me a lesson in history
Stick it in and educate me
Give me a lesson in history
Stick it in and penetrate me
Give me a lesson in... history

Excite, prevail
Let me grope you like Louis Braille

She said:
Give me a lesson in history
Stick it in and educate me
Give me a lesson in history
Stick it in and penetrate me
Give me a lesson in... history

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr.
Request for lesson history provided by 'She'

A throbbing educator? Yeah, we all know that. Was it based on a true story? Tico was very coy when asked. 'No'.

Education boards have been in a frenzy since this ditty was first aired, as none of them have any record of Ti' being such an exceptional academic. Is this the first sign of Tico taking credit for other song writers work? 'No', responds a coy Tico Jnr.