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Kebab And Curry (Demo)



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I spent the night with a very beautiful woman
She have a moderate body and generous bossom
We had the mattress begging for mercy
When we were done we went for kebab and curry

We took our time to browse the menu
There was an awful lot for us to get through
Around the time our decision was made
I placed the order using several visual aids

I woke this morning with a very beautiful woman
I ate the leftovers from her belly button
I licked her bowl clean, but I was still hungry
So we got our sandals and went for kebab and curry

We left behind where we'd laid
The bed ain't been made for several days
We got our food and the feast had begun
We went home for more salacious fun

Kebab and curry

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr.
Kebab and curry made by '#1 Turkish Kebab & Curry'
Order partially made by 'a beautiful woman'

A demo possibly written and recorded during a lost weekend for Tico. Possibly not. The guitar oozes sex appeal, as does the verbally squaked non-guitar guitar solo. 'I lost all feeling in my arms from a mega hot curry, so wasn't able to play the solo quite as well as I would've liked' tells a floating Tico.

Are we ever likely to get a fully completed version of this number? The 'Latvian Tico Lovers Club' are running an online petition to ensure it does! Look it up and sign it if you fancy.