Tico Jnr. | The Muscles From Bretton (Deluxe)

I Wanna Pay As I Go

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I adhered to the contract
I did it each and every day, Monday-through-Sunday
But now the term has expired
Let me flourish and fly away, up in the sky like a jet plane

You tied me up in knots
And got me titties in a tangle
This deal's cost me lots n' lots
Strapped me down by my wrists and cankles

I was never able to get through to you
But, now there's never ending phone calls and letters, they have become relentless
You're bugging me for one more chance
The offer of a 24 month deal, then at the end see how I feel

Your offer sounds enticing
But you're fighting a losing battle
I don't like your pricing
So quit your tittle-tattle

I wanna pay as I go
And for exactly where I went
I wanna pay for what I use
And choose what I spend

Get me my fucking PAC code
And cancel my Direct Debit
I paid-off what is owed
It's my money - you can't have it

I wanna pay as I go
And for exactly where I went
I wanna pay for what I use
And choose what I spend

I wanna pay as I go
And not some bastard fee that you set
I wanna pay for what I use
I don't wanna upgrade...

I wanna pay as I go
And for exactly where I went
I wanna pay for what I use
And choose what I spend

I wanna pay as I go
And not some bastard fee that you set
I wanna pay for what I use
I don't wanna upgrade my handset

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr.,
Legal advice offered by Charles Ponzi

'I deliberately opened this track with some thumping drums, because I want to thump those employees, employers, directors etc. of an ex-mobile phone provider. Did I thump them? Possibly. Did it hurt them? Definitely!'. Tico is in no mood on this ditty to put up with any tittle-tattle.

Despite being in the top 4 of the wealthiest people on the planet, Tic' is especially frugal and always reads the T's and C's, although not always adhering to them. 'On this occassion I did - for two whole years and beyond, the bleeders'.