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Jenny



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I know a girl by the name of Jenny
I met her down at the local Fwankie & Benny
She likes waterports, you get what I mean?
Her dirty mind don't ever wanna be cleaned

There's no fetish that's too much for she
I dread to think what she could to me

She likes to take the role of the man
Can't say I'm a big fan of that
I guess I'm too vanilla to fullfil her needs
She likes to take the role of the man
Can't say I'm a big fan of that
I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies of Jenny

She got a thing for Mary Berry
She'd like to take a nibble out of her cherry
They arranged to meet but then chicken'd out
Mary seemed really keen but must've had her doubts

She still got her poster up on the wall
I believe it's her favourite of them of all

I can't compete with her lust for Mary
She wants to make me her sissy and fairy
I guess I'm too vanilla to be in her dweams
I can't compete with her lust for Mary
She wants to make me her sissy and fairy
I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies of Jenny

I don't think that I'll stop loving her
But I can't put my body through that so hurt

She likes to take the role of the man
Can't say I'm a big fan of that
I guess I'm too vanilla to fullfil her needs
She likes to take the role of the man
Can't say I'm a big fan of that
I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies...

I can't compete with her lust for Mary
She wants to make me her sissy and fairy
I guess I'm too vanilla to be in her dweams
I can't compete with her lust for Mary
She wants to make me her sissy and fairy
I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies of Jenny

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr.

This birdsong may not have made it the album in any form, thanks to the closure of both Tico's local Fwankie and Benny's. 'Fair enough, the terrible food and horrific staff couldn't keep the stinky shithole places open, but they really should've sent me some kind of coupons for increasing the footfall into their establishments.'

A lovely song.