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Tico's Church Of Rock N' Roll Download Get your head out your arsehole Get up and off-of the dole Grab yourself some birth control And head down to the glory hole Come join Tico's church of rock n' roll Rid yourself of all rigmarole Change your name by deed poll Get yourself some guacamole Throw your keys in the fruitbowl There's room in his cult for you girl Go on and give it a whirl Come join Tico's church of rock n' roll You'll be in heaven there at Tico's church of rock n' roll Be his favourite follower Consumer and swallower Come join Tico's church of rock n' roll You can be an angel at Tico's church of rock n' roll Hallelujah Jesus fucking Christ --- Release notes: All words & music by Tico Jnr. A terrific opener for the deluxe part of the deluxe edition - it whets appetites and wets panties! With some great irony, this song was not intended for this album. 'I never planned to write this song', quips a fairly flaccid Tico, 'But I did'. Paying homage to the god-like magnificance that Ti' has become, we can get a slither of a glimpes into just how lovely our favourite man is.