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Release notes: Forever the fenboy, Tic' has provided us with more insight to what it's like to be a fenboy. 'It's not autobiographical, of course, but I know many a fenboy whose sister's their mother's their brother's their lovers' stresses a cool looking Tico. Perhaps a smidgen more mellow than what'd be expected from the grindcore hip n' hop legend, this number continues the drive to include all folk - whether they partake in the act of incest or not (at the time of writing Tico Jnr. has not partaken in incest, so will not knock it). Despite being one for pushing boundries, Tico decides he does have his limits in the power ballad, Jenny. A lovely b-side. Tico Jnr. purrs 'yes, it's a b-side, but it's been said a couple of times that my best work is on the b-side'. Saucy! Growin' Up In The Fens - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Jenny - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Cherry & inspiration provided by Mary

Growin' Up In The Fens Download Growin' up in the fens Tendin' to our chickens and our hens We go forkin' the hay When we were done - be around midday She rest her gentle hand on my throbbin' head My wood's not just for choppin', so we polish it instead She place her gentle hand on my big ol' head Workin' hard on the farm Doin' our best with minimal harm Getting our fingers dirty and stinky Nudge, nudge - wink, winky We strum each other off until one of us squirts She might be my sister, but that don't make us perverts Stroke my weary head, I said, girlfriend Yes, we're incestual lovers and we make love that's nice To hell with the consequences I've been doing this all my life Do me the honour sweet sister o' mine, be my wife Go on and do it Yeah, go on Jenny Download I know a girl by the name of Jenny I met her down at the local Fwankie & Benny She likes waterports, you get what I mean? Her dirty mind don't ever wanna be cleaned There's no fetish that's too much for she I dread to think what she could to me She likes to take the role of the man Can't say I'm a big fan of that I guess I'm too vanilla to fullfil her needs She likes to take the role of the man Can't say I'm a big fan of that I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies of Jenny She got a thing for Mary Berry She'd like to take a nibble out of her cherry They arranged to meet but then chicken'd out Mary seemed really keen but must've had her doubts She still got her poster up on the wall I believe it's her favourite of them of all I can't compete with her lust for Mary She wants to make me her sissy and fairy I guess I'm too vanilla to be in her dweams I can't compete with her lust for Mary She wants to make me her sissy and fairy I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies of Jenny I don't think that I'll stop loving her But I can't put my body through that so hurt She likes to take the role of the man Can't say I'm a big fan of that I guess I'm too vanilla to fullfil her needs She likes to take the role of the man Can't say I'm a big fan of that I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies... I can't compete with her lust for Mary She wants to make me her sissy and fairy I guess I'm too vanilla to be in her dweams I can't compete with her lust for Mary She wants to make me her sissy and fairy I guess I'll never live out or in the fantasies of Jenny