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Release notes: Never wishing to become a silly cover artist, like Westlife, Boyzone or Guns N' Roses, Tico Jnr. has relented for the greatest cause of them all - love. This has been released as a gift for someone special to you, and also to help you on lonely nights if you have no one to give anything to. And at the inexpensive price of zero pounds, this gift is accessible to even the most hard-on benefit claimant Get Your Hands Off-Of My Woman - All words & music by The Darkness boys Apart from a few bits that Tico Jnr. bodged in

Get Your Hands Off-Off My Woman Download You are drunk and you are surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda We've broken the code Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her frame She's not my possession You cunt! Get your hands off-of my woman Victor Meldrew Get your hands off-of my woman Albert Steptoe Octoped, you've got six hands too many And you can't keep them to yourself You're too fat and too old to marry So they left you on the shelf Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her frame But you soiled my obsession You big cunt! Get your hands off-of my woman Rodney Trotter Get your hands off-of my woman Eddie Hitler Arthur Fowler Ian Beale Barry Evans Pat Butcher Get your hands off-of my woman Alan Partidge Get your hands off-of my woman Lily Savage Get your hands off-of my woman Rab C. Nesbitt Get your hands off-of my woman Mrs. Bucket