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Release notes:

Written in dedication to the bug that Tico Jnr. kindly received in the run up to Christmas in the year 2021, Tico Jnr. skipped into his basement studio and chanted this ditty.

Christmas With Tico is proof that romance can come around anytime of year and in the most unexpected of places. It would seem this is a fleeting romance though, as there is a shocking twist at the end of the grindcore beat number.

Tico Jnr. has delivered again, and tactfully not added a b-side to make this even more special. You need to listen to it, and listen again, and then make a donation to the Tico Jnr. Foundation Action Fund.

Christmas With Tico - All words & music by Tico Jnr.
Original concept by SARS-CoV-2
Christmas With Tico



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Oh, baby, I thought I was spending Christmas on my own
But then I met you and I had to take you home
We got nice and cozy, all nice and toasty in my modest divan bed
Driving me wild, losing my senses - I'd get them back or so it's said

Oh, baby I'm spending Christmas time snuggled up with you
No more work for a week or two
I had my wrapping done, exhausted all the fun trying to get my tree erect
To my list I add another, buy a gift for my lover, but I'm not sure what to get

You made me... shit

When it came to winner, winner turkey dinner you dropped a bombshell on me
You'd eaten half the trimmings, some slim picking as you don't eat meat
You should've told me sooner and I'd have done more greens, yeah - I'd have made you something nice
But once you'd had your 'tata, adios, see you later, you waved me goodbye

Yeah, once you had your 'tata, adios, see you later, bye, bye

Woah...
I didn't know, I didn't know...