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Release notes: It's a sell-out! Yes. Records have been broken, as one would expect, and Tico Jnr. has been forced to release a second single in as many days, after I Don't Need You (Anymore) flew off the shelves and broke the internet. Gearing up for the albums release, Tico Jnr. has specially chosen the title track Lazy. Sexy. Cool as the follow-up, citing 'that'll stick it up his arse' after it has been rumoured Bri Jnr. wasn't that much of a fan of the debut release. Determined to draw more on his own experiences for the album, Tico Jnr. has made no attempt to hide how incredible he is with the utterly charming and delicious vocals, lyrics and melody. An early version of Heading For Cover is the accompanying b-side, which tells a harrowing story. While the album version may appear light-years ahead in terms of brilliance, this version could easily win 'most innovative and brilliant track of the 21st century'. Lazy. Sexy. Cool - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Heading For Cover (Jauntily) - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Pacing of jaunt determined by PT. Pratt

Lazy. Sexy. Cool Download He's lazy. He's sexy He's lazy, sexy & cool Gather all the girls that you can find You can kiss him, yeah, he don't mind But don't you know that Tico won't leave his dirty mind He's lazy. He's sexy He's lazy, sexy & cool He's lazy. He's sexy He's lazy, sexy & cool Oh, you wanna see what's under his shirt Don't get too close, he's so hot it'll hurt But don't you know that Tico like girls in miniskirts And don't you know that Tico will discard you like dirt He's lazy. He's sexy He's lazy, sexy & cool He's lazy. He's sexy He's lazy, sexy & cool Don't be scared, he might be gentle wi-choo Check out the list of the things he might do But don't you know that Tico is a freaky passionfruit He'll strap you in and tie you up You don't need to like it lots, just like it enough But don't you know that Tico ain't no stupid schmuck And don't you know that Tico don't wanna be interrupt-ed He's lazy. He's sexy He's lazy, sexy & cool He's lazy. He's sexy He's lazy, sexy & cool His legs are sexy too..! Heading For Cover (Jauntily) Download Have you looked in the mirror lately? To think I used to call you my baby How could you change so much and look so crazy You dress up like a dog and sit on a bog brush Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover You got a webcam up in your bedroom You have people pay you and do what they want you want you to do you do it too It's seen as a tax-free income How very handy in this double-dip recession, yeah Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover You toy around with the idea of me shitting on your neck Oh, bugger me, what will you think of next To start off gently you're gonna put me through a little test Dress me up like a dog and have me bark again and again and again and again Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover Oh, me lover I'm heading for cover