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Having been egged on by Bri Jnr. (partially of Space Brain fame, partially of broken biscuit fame), Tico Jnr. has got his best fountain pen out again and penned a wonderful Christmas ditty. Having taken the year off from writing Christimas ditties in 2022, Ti' is back to has very, very best.

This track is rumoured to be released on the 'Christmas Deluxe' version of Tico's latest belter of an album, but we'll have to wait and see. There's no b-side though. But why would one need one?

C'Mon Kids! (Christmas Morning) - All words & music by Tico Jnr.
Kids provided by Crofts Corner

C'Mon Kids! (Christmas Morning)



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The excitement has me all bedazzle
It feels like I've been kissed by a vagazzle
This year I don't want a pushbike
I've written Santy a list of everything I'd like

All year I've been terribly nice
I've effed and jeffed maybe once or maybe twice
I've hung the tinsel, the tree I adorn
Even lent a hand when baby Jesus was born
What will Santy bring come Christmas morn?

C'mon kids! Santa's on his way
C'mon kids! He's looking happy and gay

Every year around this time
Sleighbells ring, jingle and chime
Snowflakes fall, it's a yellow weather warning
What will Santy bring on Christmas morning?
Take a look through the Argos book and don't be boring, no don't be boring

C'mon kids! Santa's gonna come
C'mon kids! He's got a heavy load and then some
C'mon kids! Climb up on his lap
C'mon kids! And ride the sleigh away