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Release notes: With two ditties that need absolutely no introduction whatsoever, Bastard is the final single to be released from the tepidly successful The Muscles From Bretton album, before it gets a wonderful deluxe helping in the release department. The powerful track gently illustrates who and what our T' is, I reckon. However, on a day to celebrate, for no particular reason, Tico has written and recorded a beaut' of a b-side in record breaking time. Inspired by not a lot and no one, it's great and shows how Tico earned the moniker 'Tico Ray Bluehand'. Bastard - All words & music by Tico Jnr. Oi, Skin'ead! - All words & music by Tico Jnr.

Bastard Download I am the bastard who plays boardgames I keep rollin' the dice but my luck don't change I am the bastard trying to deflate I chewed the fat and now I'm a tad overweight I'm the bastard for putting chores back I'd rather do crosswords than brush off the plaque I'm the bastard who can't really see A song about drinking was written for me (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a bastard (He's some kind of bastard) I'm the bastard, commander in chief I'll give you my drippin' but I don't want your beef I'm the bastard with hair like a mountain I'll prove it to you if you give me a count-in I'm the bastard who likes lumps that are saggy Concealed in clothes that are tight and not baggy I'm the bastard who took Mavis upstairs And passed her around like musical chairs (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a bastard (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a Bastard (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a bastard (He's some kind of bastard) Oh, bastard, yeah! I'm the bastard with several STD's At least it takes my mind off the price of cheese I'm the bastard with a rubber ducky I give it a bath when it gets down and dirty I'm the bastard with a teddy that's angry It's short and fat though it'd rather be gangly I'm the bastard who's written 'bout curly nails I'm sure I've even sung about cross-dressing males (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a bastard (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a Bastard (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a bastard (He's some kind of bastard) I'm a bastard, yeah! Bastard! Oi, Skin'ead! Download Oi, skinhead what happened to you? Can you hear me? Can you give us a clue? Oi, skinhead I won't make do 'Cos nothing compares to you