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Following a hugely successful stint in the beat-combo band, Space Brain, Tico Jnr. decided his talents were being stiffled and ought to give it a go on his own. The results are more powerful and impactful than anything ever released since the discovery of sound.

Starting off with the face-melting I Don't Need You (Anymore), Tico Jnr. sets his stall (no pun intended) out early. While insisting any similarities with 'real' characters are purely accidental, it is no accident how sensational this thigh-slapper really is.

With a slightly shorter version for the radio (by approximately two minutes), the listeners are treated to a slightly stripped down version with the seizure inducing intro, and knee-shaking guitar solos removed. Only those daring enough to hear how forceful music can be should approach the album, but only with radical caution.

Accompanied by the beautifully original b-side, Insatiable Girl With Shaved Pubic Hair, Tico Jnr. relives a moment from when he was 7 or 8 years old. Vividly re-calling that time, Tico Jnr. states 'The Butchers being referenced was Bod the Butchers in the Cresset. I don't remember the name of the chippie. But I do remember Bejam had just become Iceland'.

I Don't Need You (Anymore) - All words & music by Tico Jnr.

Insatiable Girl With Shaved Pubic Hair - All words & music by Tico Jnr.,
(Although bit of a riff may have been borrowed from Bri Jnr.)
I Don't Need You (Anymore) (Single Edit)



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Thought you were better than me so off you went to sell broken biscuits
I pleaded, 'Bri don't go, your sales will be slow', you scoffed it's none of my bleedin' business
You had investors throwing money at you - rented your pitch too - driving up the value of your custard creams
You turned your back on me so flippin' fast I come over all dizzy and fell off my wicker chair

Bri Jnr. - you just don't care

The punters asked questions hard and fast, like what would go with creme brulee
What popped in your head was broken shortbread and a lovely warm cup of tea
You kept up with demand of being the biscuit man and all your new found fans
You posted on Reddit that your old band was shit and you had a new business plan

Bri Jnr. - you just don't care

But by the new fiscal my new album will be out and you can pay to hear it
You can pay with the profits that you spend
I'm not a broken biscuit, don't need to risk it or sell for pennies
Once your payment has cleared your copy will be sent

Bri Jnr. - I don't need you
Bri Jnr. - I don't need you


Insatiable Girl With Shaved Pubic Hair



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I saw her leaving the One Stop shop on that cold winters night
I didn't realise what she was under the cover of the deeply darkened dark winter light

Set about on foot I decided to give chase and chase her down
Gather up her names so I don't have to call her by an arbitrary pro-noun
Some how I gotta tell her and make myself clear, I have a microwave meal at home for me dinner
She can come on over, maybe make me a pudding, 'though nothing with pecan that wouldn't be a good thing

That'd be dreadful
Awful bad

I caught her up just outside the butchers, not far from the chippie
Got myself ready'cos I knew it'd be impossible for her to resist me

Her knees were a tremblin', more so than jelly
Butterflies were fluttering around her belly (belly, belly, belly)
Her heart skip-skipped a beat, she took a quivering breath
That's when she ran her fingers through my jaunty greasy quif

And then I found out... that's when I found out
Found out... found... out

She was an insatiable girl with shaved pubic hair
To hell with her feelings I just don't care
She was an insatiable girl with shaved pubic hair
To hell with her feelings I just don't care