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Oo-er Entrepreneur Download Oo-er Oo-er I offered you an olive branch You snatched it, then used it to thwack my hand The offer of a short-term loan - you abused it And you robbed me of my mobile telephone A very thrifty man with a watertight business plan You said you'd never sing the words again in my shitty band When he uttered those words to me I was left a little lonely Oo-er entrepreneur Oo-er entrepreneur You left me without a pot to piss in Just a nasty written note left for me in my empty kitchen Try as I might, I couldn't figure out why So I sat on the dirty floor and had a wee little cry A dodgy spraytan parading as a businessman You said you'd never strum again the guitars in my shitty band He don't wanna be with me singing in the right key Oo-er entrepreneur Oo-er entrepreneur Gotta say, I've never been in your fan club of fans You won't ever get to play again in my fucking bad-ass band And the next time I'm heading Glastonbury I hope you're green with envy Oo-er entrepreneur Oo-er entrepreneur Oo-er entrepreneur Oo-er entrepreneur Play that guitar... I'm not gonna be there for you and I don't want you there for me Unlike Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry (Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary) I'm not gonna be there unlike Chaka Demus and Pliers or a couple of De'Longhi deep fat fryers Not like Mick and Keith, or George on Hempstead Heath Young boys and a Church warden, Thomas the Tank Engine and his mate Gordon Not like John, Paul and Ringo or a couple Mexicans called Gringo Not like Clyde and Bonnie, or some rubber and some Johnny No, I won't be there like, oh, pubic hair --- Release notes: All words & music by Tico Jnr., except Some mild 'oo-ing' by Gringo Estevez While obviously not about himself, Tico Jnr. paints a lovely picture of someone who is down on their luck and comes out the victor. This chant is no doubt going to become a golden oldie when the time is right. Warbling this sage, Tic' takes you on a journey, 'Yes, that's right', states a factful Tico Jnr.