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Hey, man - I've just one question
Do you prefer your biscuits whole or broken?

Broken, I suppose - at a push

Hey, man - just one more question
Would you buy one box or a dozen?

I'd have to get back to you on that one, I think - OK?

Answer the question
You fat motherfucker - answer

I can't possibly answer that under such pressure
But if one had to choose
I'd go for...
A dozen

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr.,
except intermittent growl by Kathy 'the handcuff' Swiss

What a lovely little number this is. Possibly inspired by some events leading up to some imaginary middle-aged man, Bri Jnr., deciding to take his business plans in a different direction. Pfft.

Proving he is very diverse, Tico Jnr. here touches on some music for the soul, 'I sure did', giggles Tico Jnr., gently.