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Insatiable Girl With Shaved Pubic Hair



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I saw her leaving the One Stop shop on that cold winters night
I didn't realise what she was under the cover of the deeply darkened dark winter light

Set about on foot I decided to give chase and chase her down
Gather up her names so I don't have to call her by an arbitrary pro-noun
Some how I gotta tell her and make myself clear, I have a microwave meal at home for me dinner
She can come on over, maybe make me a pudding, 'though nothing with pecan that wouldn't be a good thing

That'd be dreadful
Awful bad

I caught her up just outside the butchers, not far from the chippie
Got myself ready'cos I knew it'd be impossible for her to resist me

Her knees were a tremblin', more so than jelly
Butterflies were fluttering around her belly (belly, belly, belly)
Her heart skip-skipped a beat, she took a quivering breath
That's when she ran her fingers through my jaunty greasy quif

And then I found out... that's when I found out
Found out... found... out

She was an insatiable girl with shaved pubic hair
To hell with her feelings I just don't care
She was an insatiable girl with shaved pubic hair
To hell with her feelings I just don't care

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr.,
(Although bit of a riff may have been borrowed from Bri Jnr.)

This one is boring. Probably due to the fact the word on the street is that there is a lawsuit impending as 'bit of a riff may have been borrowed from Bri Jnr.'

It would seem Tico Jnr. and his randy PR team are trying to keep this little warbling under wraps. Sticking it on this super-successful will no doubt help that. Silly.