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Thai Bride Jive Download I was surfing as you do Got myself in a stew I didn't know who to choose And then I saw you I was keen on what you said Your bad English stuck in my head Your favourite colour's red And prefer anal instead Talking to girls is boring Well, what do you know The language barrier's a great relief, for me I requested a glossy brochure Enquired how best to order Have you the relevant visa? How best to please ya? The transaction was easy It came with a money back guarantee I couldn't wait to meet thee Sometime in January you're due Talking to girls is boring But not with you No matter how hard I try, I ain't getting through You're my Thai bride and I l-l-l-love you I promise that I won't forget you Well, that time had come and gone I knew something was wrong You said you wouldn't be long Just putting lipstick on You knocked on my door loudly I answered it promptly And you were stood their proudly And I thought 'fuck me, you're manly' Talking to girls is boring Well, this is awkward Because when I talk to you I talk to some kinda man You're my Thai bride and I l-l-love you I promise that I won't forget you You're my Thai bride and I l-l-love you I promise that I won't forget you --- Release notes: All words & music by Tico Jnr This is where the solo album all began. Legend has it the lyrics and a rough demo were on one of Tico Jnrs. old word processors, which he discovered and decided to give it some polish. While insisting this song is not about his own experiences, one can imagine him surfing the Internet, so it is easy to see how a fabulous song could be born. 'Again, probably should've been a b-side. But I had to scrape the barrel to honour the record deal I snapped up' Tic' states, with a smirk.