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Fen Ditty



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Recently I went to Whittlesey - a small market town
There wasn't much there for me so I turned and headed on home on my own
But then I saw you across the way, you had some class in a Sports Direct Bag
I waltzed on over to say 'hello' and ask if per chance you liked to dance
You didn't say a single word, you just took my hand
We did the boogaloo and that's when decided I needed you

You could be my lady and I would be your man
Sweet, sweet lady. Oh, what a man

We got together, forever and had our little spud
The smell of manure in the morning, smells so fucking good
If I could change just one thing, gee, I would
You'd have ten toes, just one nose, like any human should
Ah, the consequences of having fucked up fen blood
I'd get someone better if I could

You're a stange old lady but I'm your man
Strange, strange lady. Oh what a man

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Release notes:

All words & music by Tico Jnr

A beautifully composed ode to a small market town. With imagary painted in the listeners head, this is a tremendous hit to be for sure.

'No reason or rhyme' responds Tico Jnr., in a jolly buoyant manner when quizzed why this song was written. 'But it has some great rhymes, and it has given reason. T'was 50/50 on whether it'd be relegated to the vaults, but what a treat that'd been for the 20th anniversary that I am already planning'.